mybuttnolie

audiophile is just a synonym for a person who hates bass

but are your parents now transparent?

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doesn't sound more likely that it's a big rock floating in space

i have an old 4dl bob the builder mug i got when i was a kid. it doesn't even have any of the print left, it's just an ugly yellow mug with teethmarks. it used to have a cap too, but i lost that 20 years ago. i still use it when I'm too lazy to wash my stanley

fuck cars

not to be confused with David Wallace, CEO of Dunder Mifflin and founder of Suck it

master baiting

same here, i just always make sure there's nothing metallic on the stove. it will just turn off after a while if my cats turn it on. don't understand why the controls can't be similar to the oven: knobs in the front panel that can be pushed in

i also want to add that you should avoid ones with capacitive buttons. they suck, and imagine cleaning them...

i have a nonstick with a ceramic coating. has lasted a lot longer than teflons