ininewcrow

joined 2 years ago
[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago

The only way to solve this is to assemble an angry mob with torches and threaten to burn the heretic

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

9/10 for your grandma ... Looks like a dual boot setup .... a modern fast core system with multiple speed settings on top ... and an older OS that is manually operated that can be revealed from underneath (although once the power goes out, you'd have to lose the LEDs)

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It sounds like you'll fit right in ... great to have you here ... have fun!

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This past summer I hadn't been to the cottage for over a month but I had some food left in the fridge. I brought home a can of opened berry jam I had there and I didn't want it to go to waste. I ate from it three or four times before I noticed the large patch of mold that was growing on the lid and the underside of the top of the inside of the jar. I like saving food because I grew up poor but at the same time, I'm not going to send myself to the hospital to save a bit of jam ... I threw the jar away after that.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 25 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The stormtrooper is female .... she fires, misses and nearly kills the redshirt ... reshirt recovers and the stormtrooper is so overwhelmed with grief that they become close friends ... after a six month relationship, they get married and a year later have a child ... the child turns out to be a half human half wookie ... the birth severely complicates their marriage

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

I was making light of your question ... partly to have a bit of fun ... and partly to show that the community enjoys sharing these silly little bits of movie quotes that act like memes. The one I was using is from the movie "The Naked Gun" (the original film from 1988 with Leslie Nielson)

A lot of the meme communities enjoy old slapstick movie content as there is a lot of memeable content there ... films like 'The Naked Gun' series, Hot Shots, any of the Mel Brooks films and Monty Python.

Don't be afraid to test your boundaries, comment as you like but with an open mind and kind heart ... people will let you know if you've said or implied anything negative or positive. Don't be discouraged if you get no response either ... it's not a popularity contest. The longer you stay, the more you comment, the more you get to know people and the more they get to know you and eventually you become a regular part of the community.

Welcome to Lemmy and welcome to the fediverse.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 51 points 2 weeks ago

Just you wait another few more years and I'm gonna vote so hard it'll make your head spin

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago

I GOT IT! I FIGURED IT OUT!!!

We make a single straight pipe the diameter of earth's orbit, and just slightly offset it to go near the surface of the sun.

We pipe water at one end and send it off while earth continues it's orbit. We wait six months and we'll meet the other end of the pipe which will have nice hot steam arriving from the sun. We use the hot steam for six months until it condenses back to liquid water, then restart the process when we meet the other end of pipe again.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago

Starts? .... I think Google has been sharing our data behind our backs like a school girl that promised to keep a secret

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Couple of years maybe ... maybe longer

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 weeks ago (12 children)

Why don't we just pipe our water all the way out to the sun and pipe the steam back to earth.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca -1 points 2 weeks ago

Because they report the news and inform the public .... their content just tends to have a four or five year lag compared to reality.

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