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I just wrapped my kids’ Christmas presents and put them under the tree. I really took my time this year too.

Probably because jobs at burger joints were on the rise. 😬

(with apologies to any philosophers that read this)

Why? They’d probably love a job cooking burgers.

All of our water is tied up by Nestle. ~/s~

Seizing land from white farmers in a continent where said white people are not indigenous is such a white thing to say.

Power to the South African government! 👊

~Feel free to use that fist however you see fit.~

Careful what you ask for; you just may get it.

~🤞~

I am not smart enough to come to my own conclusions about a lot of science, so yes I must believe what the collective scientific community asserts, because I have no other way to prove things that happen. For me, that means putting my faith in their accuracy. So yes, I believe in science.

It should also be noted that there are people out there that treat science as a religion; that it is infallible, and cannot be changed, and to suggest otherwise is blasphemy. 🤷‍♂️

Everything beats this. Even an old leathery shoe.

Careful, this is how you get zombies.

Psh. Codes are for wussies.

What if… hear me out… we pipe straight up into space, and then use a 90° bend to angle the remaining pipe to the sun. Shouldn’t Be too difficult, but I bet those plumbers would charge an expensive ass trip fee.

~We’ll need a shit ton of that purple PVC glue though.~

I still sometimes face the shelves because I’ve been there and I want to show solidarity.