chillpanzee

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[–] chillpanzee@lemmy.ml 35 points 3 days ago

I read one where the wifi password at a bar was "YouGottaBuyADrinkFirst." So... customers would ask for the password, then buy a drink, then ask for the password again and be like "oh... you crafty bastard."

[–] chillpanzee@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, they know exactly where you stop, and if enough people stop at a key moment (think GoT Red Wedding), they might use that data to inform future decisions, but it's a really mixed signal in this case. First, they have to be looking for "who stopped before the main event" as some sort of a signal. They might be, or they might look at it in the future, but like the previous person said, you're counted as a view well before you get to that point. In their eyes, you've effectively voted in favor of Jake Paul because the main event is Jake Paul. It's sorta like ordering a happy meal as a protest to MacDonalds and hoping they notice you didn't eat the burger patty. There are clearer ways to protest, like not watching it in the first place, or canceling your sub.

Also, it won't fuck with Jake at all. He'll get paid either way, and there are probably a hundred other metrics his team will care about more than that one (if Netflix even shares that level of detail). Moreover, being controversial and polarizing isn't a problem for Jake Paul. I'm sure they expect plenty of this sort of thing.

[–] chillpanzee@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

An even funner Southwest PR story is the Malice in Dallas. I don't have a good resource to point you to, but you can google it. it was an armwrestling match between CEOs to settle a corporate dispute. The two companies holstered their lawyers and settled the grudge with a big PR event.

[–] chillpanzee@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You probably already know this, but for others' amusement... Southwest's Pilot Training pathway program is called Destination 225, and I doub't that many prople even in the airline business get the reference. So if nothing else, they've got a branding headstart.

[–] chillpanzee@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago

Also, the ones I've seen in stores lately hare only the trial offers that are only good for a couple days and have to be "replenished" with an online account to stay functional for more than a couple days. Mint wouldn't even activate initially with an email alias. I called support and they said "we can't activate it with that email, we need your real email." I then told them no worries, I'd just return it to best buy. Then they "found a way" to activate it, but I would have needed to give a credit card if I wanted it to stay active more than the 3 days. Best buy didn't carry any longer duration prepaid card in the stores.

[–] chillpanzee@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

Neanderthal and troglodyte might work

So easy a caveman could do it.

[–] chillpanzee@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm like OP from a few months ago. I joined ML because it was easy and sorta anonymous. What's the story on ML? Who defederated? What am I missing?