benagain

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NSFW, How much would you pay for an egg vibrator? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] benagain@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 days ago

I'm also in the market for an egg vibrator, apparently it makes for a really good breakfast if you scramble them before cracking into the pan.

I'm new to lemmy, came from reddit. What's the lemmy etiquette like? How different is it from reddiqutte? in c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml
[–] benagain@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago

walter is clearly saying something and is right of center framing, take this down immediately /s

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You have complete control over your franchise of choice, what are you retconning? (lemmy.ml)
 

The boss walks in, there's someone on the phone for you:

  • Phone: "Hi, I'm the leader person behind that book/television/film franchise you complain about online and gee-whiz, you're right! We want you to run things from here on out."
  • You: "Do I get supreme retcon powers?"
  • Phone: "Of course! We'll even retroactively edit in your changes!"

Huh, that was easy. What are you changing?

Microsoft Offers Chrome Users ‘Real Cash’ Rewards To Change Browser in c/technology@lemmy.ml
[–] benagain@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

I wish my workplace was using Sharepoint... I mean we technically are.

Our intranet homepage now says, "Please access quicklinks through Microsoft Teams under Teams -> All Staff -> General" - so you click on that link, it opens Microsoft Teams, you navigate to the channel where the 'quicklinks' tab is, you click on the 'quicklinks' tab, it says the page is not supported in Microsoft Teams, you click on the tab and open the link in Edge and LOW AND BEHOLD, you get a Sharepoint page with the 'quicklinks'. At least I'll never die of hypothermia because this stuff keeps my blood boiling. It's soooo stupid.