aislopmukbang

joined 1 year ago
[–] aislopmukbang@sh.itjust.works 16 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I am a father. I swapped out all my insults for compliments when my son began babbling

"Shut your hole, studmuffin"

"Eat grass, beautiful"

of course you could just drop the compliments altogether but they add a bit of spice and confusion that I enjoy