I mean, I have a chaotic solution we might try. Let's simply...reverse the Budapest Memorandum! Let's just hand Ukraine a few hundred thermonuclear warheads, with launchers and launch codes and say, "here, go have fun!"
"The president has announced...that we have reversed the Budapest Memorandum..."
:D
How finely do you cut your steak at a restaurant? I'm imagining you cutting very fine slices and savoring them one by one.