VerilyFemme

joined 2 years ago
[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The first step in Moscow's capitulation. Gamers will rise up.

Here I come, rougher than the rest of them
The best of them, tougher than leather
You can call me Knuckles, unlike Sonic I don't chuckle
I'd rather flex my muscles
My heart is nails, it ain't hard to tell
I break 'em down whether they're solid or frail
Unlike the rest I'm independent since my first breath
First test, feel the right, than the worst's left

Moths!

Or maybe bees. I have always wanted to hug a bumblebee.

I always wanted to push my Farmer (Yes, my humble Farmer) directly into the central cone.

Came here to say this. The OG fake game (and kinda the OG gaming creepypasta too!)

[–] VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Oh, it was a shitpost. Directly from the DoD.