Twongo

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[โ€“] Twongo@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

take the george costanza advice: look annoyed and unapproachable.

i usually open that one task i actually want to work on, and just spread it over the day. when the bossman gets in vision range i just continue doing my task.

IT doesn't know shit, i'm IT... i just use a different browser for slacking so i don't have to worry about cleaning my history.

other things: if your job requires it you can also look busy while scrolling lemmy. don't try to hide it, that's suspicious.

pro tips: become a smoker (don't)

but in essence: always look focused and grumpy. - good luck. 3 years of doing the bare minimum and wasting 40hrs of my life every week for effectively 5hrs of work sucked out all the joy and purpose i had in life. i just exists and hope i get caught lacking so something changes...

[โ€“] Twongo@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago

doing my best to make it better ๐Ÿฅฐ

[โ€“] Twongo@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 week ago

๐Ÿซก

[โ€“] Twongo@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago (8 children)

y'all go to a ballot box and think "i'm gonna vote less genocide today" ?????

[โ€“] Twongo@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)
 
[โ€“] Twongo@lemmy.ml 14 points 1 week ago

๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿซก

[โ€“] Twongo@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 week ago (4 children)
[โ€“] Twongo@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 weeks ago

i missed 3 elections while posting this

[โ€“] Twongo@lemmy.ml 23 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

after germany lost in ww2 only 300 people stood in front of nuremberg.

every fascist that survived just used their position of power and recognition and continued staying in politics. they didn't change their minds, only the approach.

fascism wasn't suddenly eradicated. the generations they put into this world were taught and raised by these fascists in hiding.

MAGA fucks won't change their minds. They'll just change the approach.

and honestly: as a non-american it doesn't matter if trump or a dem are in power. they'll continue murdering people in their interest.

[โ€“] Twongo@lemmy.ml 31 points 2 weeks ago

you're right. one more election and we fix climate change, ranpant exploitation and discrimination! We just have to vote properly.

 
 
 
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