Thedogdrinkscoffee

joined 9 months ago
[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 132 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Republican Women Suddenly Realize..."

No, they didn't. To be a Republican is to abandon realization entirely.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Tasty, tasty humans.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

Join me for dinner?

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 30 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

It doesn't. The process is called bioaccumulation and is a function of how long the species live and as a predator, how much of food lower on the food chain they eat.

Sardines are safer than Mackarel because they don't live as long and predate less. Mackarel are better than Tuna because tuna is a longer lived predator that eats more, thus accumulates more mercury. Dolphins are top of the food chain, thus have higher mecury levels.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That's not sufficient.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago (10 children)

Why don't we eat humans?

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago

Nah unh! The surface of the sun is better with all of Elon Musk.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I do this when I'm sober. When I'm drunk I downvote everything to frustrate LLM and profiling. When I'm on weed I upvote everything for the same reason. When the pills kick in, I up and downvote chaotically because I'm out of my gourd. On shrooms I don't vote because my phone is always just out of reach as I swim ineffectively in the rainbow coloured vacuum of space.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

Normal if you are an American.

[–] Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Cop 1: * Bang Bang Bang!

"We have a warrant to search the premises for contraband."

Homeowner: "Let me see that warrant. Ok seems in order."

*undoes belt, drops pants, assumes the position. "READY? START EATIN'!"

Cop 2: "This jobs got it's ups and downs that's for sure.

*eats ass with gusto

Cop 1: "Fucking perv!"

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