Why do pro athelets get paid millions upon millions of dollars but will be taken off field for something minor? My coach always said walk it off or tough it out. How come its not the same in leagues? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world

[–] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 12 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Basically, pro athletes cost the team dearly, but you didn’t cost your coach a cent.

Why do pro athelets get paid millions upon millions of dollars but will be taken off field for something minor? My coach always said walk it off or tough it out. How come its not the same in leagues? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world

[–] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 2 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Then poor Timmy finds out someone spray painted his beloved cybertruck, what a world.

🍺 🍻 in c/science_memes@mander.xyz

[–] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 8 points 1 day ago

Unhand at once me you filthy dry-skinned ape!

Splitting Hairs, Splitting Atoms in c/science_memes@mander.xyz

[–] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 4 points 1 week ago

How dare you add common sense to our imaginary and greatly embellished struggles!

The audacity of this guy, I almost died of Asperger!

Behold and despair! in c/science_memes@mander.xyz

[–] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That’s when you hurriedly plant milkweed and force the monarchs to begin their migration immediately from your backyard, while you bathe in fruit juice.