ShinkanTrain

While they have Mountain Dew in China, I haven't been able to find images of a Baja Blast variant, it could be the reason.

THEN WHY DO YOU PUT IT ON EVERYTHING

The death of the US Empire is funny until you realize that other countries will need to endure a bunch of US immigrants complaining that roads are too small and the food doesn't have corn syrup in it.

Sorry, I mean expats, that's the word when the immigrant is white

In the North American Regime, the state militia will kidnap your family if you say the vice president fucked a couch on the internet. Please Mr. Xi, end their oppression

I commend you for not looking at american news rags or social media.

Weird that I don't see nearly as much screeching about foreigners interfering on elections when the US does it openly

I'll never forgive Fidel for taking my grandpa's farm and teaching his slaves how to read

You know that episode of The Simpsons where Lisa hides the fact the town founder is a bad person because it'd make the town sad?

That is me trying to hold back that, upon research (reading the Wikipedia page), I found out that Fatima al-Fihriya is probably not a real person :(

The janitor is a colleague, the CEO is a parasite.

Madagascar on this map

Sounds like you need some laser-guided democracy delivered to you