RattlerSix

Huh, Aisha being too young isn't a problem for some people.

(In Islam, the prophet Mohammed married his wife Aisha when she was 6 and he was 50, but waited until she was 9 to consumate the marriage)

Every neighborhood has a FBI Surveillance Van and a Pretty Fly For A WiFi, just like every marina has a boat named Seas The Day and Wet Dream

There was a guy named Hero of Alexandria who was alive at the time of Jesus. He was a brilliant inventor, like the DaVinci of his day. He wrote 4 books. The first 3 are about his own inventions and the 4th seems similar but is thought to be a book explaining how other common things worked. In that 4th book he details how a trick "water into wine" jug works.

This is like Jesus trying to prove who he is by doing a card trick. "Look, I know all the other card tricks are just tricks, but THIS ONE is really magic."

Here's Obama turning around mid-speech to catch a fainting pregnant woman