Went to the biggest theater in the country, fancy place, fancy people. Girl tried to open a puffy bag of popcorn by smashing it between her hands (like you'd do in a barf bag prank). Loud bang. Popcorn everywhere.
I didn't really hold it against her, but she felt so bad about the embarrassment she hated the sight of me forever from them on (we had common friends so we kept meeting many years after).
I was idly browsing browser (heh) market share graphs when I noticed there was a bump for Chrome in Asia.
None of the obvious countries had it, but I eventually traced it back to unlikely Vietnam. What happened there?! Why did Chrome crush all other browsers in may all of a sudden?
https://gs.statcounter.com/browser-market-share/desktop/viet-nam
You're just improvising bullshit now...