Nemo

French-style trifold beats American half-moons easily.

I did not watch any youtube videos in 2025.

Man alive I wish I had a daily routine. You all don't appreciate what you've got.

I understand my parents and they understand me.

I understand my children and they understand me.

I absolutely do not understand my wife. She is a beautiful mystery. Fortunately our children understand her as well and can translate for me sometimes.

The S isn't for "scared".

Teaching, winning grants and awards, paid analyst

For other non-X-mas winter songs, consider:

The Head & the Heart — "Winter Song"

Dar Williams — "February"

Tacocat — "Snow Day"

Semisonic — "This Will Be My Year"

The Mountain Goats — "This Year"

Counting Crows — "Long December"

Kutless — "Vow"

I use voice-to-text several times a week.

I play videogames that feature mobs with complex behaviors.

I use route-planning software a couple times a week.

I use the google call-screening service daily.

Only the last is an LLM, but they're all AI.

I love celery and hate water chestnuts. Everyone's different.

When I make soup my wife always tells me I put too much celery. I never feel like it's enough.

"Do you swear on your life?"

Jenny Lewis — "Head Underwater"

T. Rex — "Ride a White Swan"