Kolanaki

joined 1 year ago
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 2 weeks ago

Video Quijia would be cool as hell if it was multiplayer and the game was just fighting to move the planchette. 🤣

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Polybius and Lucky Wander Boy.

First is the epitome of fake games that just started as a playground rumor and grew into a whole big thing.

The latter is from a book by the same title (author is D.B. Weiss) and would be a pretty wild game if it actually existed. Especially since one of the endings suggests it literally is magic.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

Jesus fucking Christ, the bastards went full movie trope.

"What do we do with the survivors, sir?"

"There were no survivors. Do you understand?"

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I hate being drunk as well as being around others who are drunk. So yeah, I'm real fun at parties.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I want a Snorlax as my bed.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 2 weeks ago

Come Together is clearly about John's bukkake fetish.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 0 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

So, brackets: (8-5) is 3, Multiplication: 3×5 is 15, addition: 15+2 is 17.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social -1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (4 children)

2+5 is 8, 8-5 is 3. 8×3 is 24.

But I also haven't done this kind of math since 4th grade so I'm not sure if the joke is that this is the real answer or the answer you get doing it wrong... 🤔

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 3 weeks ago

It'll be super weird to pirate free youtube videos, but I'll fuckin' do it.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

There's a whole Flock of Seagulls that's been around since the 80s!

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Juggernaut running into The Blob.

(Unstoppable force meets an immovable object. Also I'm not sure what you mean by infinite glitch so maybe this is a dumb answer 🤷‍♂️)

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Turn on radio to Classic Rock

Linkin Park - Breaking the Habit is playing

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