Kolanaki

joined 1 year ago
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 1 week ago

I sure hope I never encounter you on the road while you're sleep cooking in your camper van.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 9 points 1 week ago

Someone else's genitals on my face.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

A single atom wouldn't even be worse than, like, a pop rock anyway. You need a whole mess of them motherfuckers to make a big boom.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 1 week ago

I'd like to be in it.

Lemme break Bonnie Blue's record and get that shit on video.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You sure it wasn't just the light fixture or bulb contracting after cooling down from being warm after being on? Metal light fixtures tend to do that. Especially in the winter.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm wearing a shirt, tho

Why? Are you inside a Little Caesar's or something?

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The vast majority of the friends I had in the past were met online, including the only one I have rn who I met via BARQ, so no. If anything, it'd be worse.

I'd also probably be way dumber than I already am.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Real.

Price? I just go out in the woods and take one for free.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It's a Like/Dislike button, and I find it pretentious to treat it any other way.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 1 week ago

We should add that change in with all the other police reformation that should happen.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 2 weeks ago

I thought that was a pack of smokes in his hand and the text was gonna say smoking is now good for you like in Sleeper.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

If's hard to believe when my circadian rhythm was still fucked long before I had a screen I could take to bed.

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