Karl

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[–] Karl@literature.cafe 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

That doesn't work. (personal experience as a sibling )

 

Not a parent.

[–] Karl@literature.cafe 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I never said that. My poops are brown all the time. I just said human poops are black.

[–] Karl@literature.cafe 1 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Why did you ask tho, that's basic knowledge lol human poop is black what else would it be

[–] Karl@literature.cafe 1 points 1 week ago (6 children)
[–] Karl@literature.cafe 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I haven't seen a bear

[–] Karl@literature.cafe 0 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

Tf? What else would poop look like? Green?

[–] Karl@literature.cafe 1 points 2 weeks ago (13 children)

Human poop is black so why not?

 

I've been seeing poop in a path which is connected to the gates of my house. This has happened 3 times now over 1 or 2 weeks. When I saw the poop first, I thought it must be a dog. But everytime it dries (every 3 or 4 days), a mysterious pile of new shit is dropped on the old shit. It's (very) black, very smelly and in the EXACT same spot!! Right on top of the dried shit!! I'm convinced it's a human being. I've decided I'm gonna hide in some bushes nearby and catch them doing the deed. But what do I do then? What if they don't care and continue doing it? How do I make them regret it without getting into trouble? It'd be nice if they couldn't tell it's me.