Gullible

Wait, is torrenting actually dying out?

Me and my friends were looking for something fun to do during our weekend hangout and we stumbled upon this [dome]. Let me tell you, we had a blast using it to make our very own geodesic dome!

“So me and the boys was just having some brews, postulating that Riemann’s impoverished upbringing likely led to the health issues that robbed the world of the shining star singularly embodying the superego, when we stumbled upon this little ditty.”

Who the hell thinks this sounds remotely believable? AI writes the most ridiculous reviews

I am being hyperbolic to continue the character, so you’re entirely right to follow the line of thought the way that you did. No, it’s just an effect of rearing. Children raised on processed sugar tend to accept and enjoy it more. It’s just too sweet for my palate and always has been

I don’t think Twix has fruit and nuts, but I take your meaning. It really just doesn’t seem appealing, and I currently have a jar of pistachio cream on my counter.

I mean, milk chocolates, even premium ones, have always tasted like molten asshole to me. Even long before I developed my allergies. I don’t mean to tell people that their opinions are wrong, but I would hesitate to qualify milk chocolate enjoyers as human

Main ingredients 
Milk chocolate, Pistachio, Tahini, Kadayif

It lost me at milk, but it sounds like it’s basically milk chocolate with a thickened pistachio puree interior. It’s got like half of my allergies all in one and sounds worse than salted dark chocolate wrapped around a fruit, dried or fresh, with nuts sprinkled on the outside.

What’s a labubu? Is it some kind of ~~cabbage patch kid~~ ~~adoptimal~~ ~~beanie baby~~ squishmallow?

Try to short Enron, and then cry because I was a year too late

I started up a compost to help cover my conscience about food waste. Worst case scenario, my food is reborn as tomatoes, kale, and herbs. Or as a raccoon because I forgot to secure the lid.

I used to be the same way, following the same thought process. Just cutting off the visible mold and a small area around it. I stopped after I got food poisoning from a restaurant and had to eat hospital food for a week. Then I started up again immediately after getting back home to my moldy food. Still no repercussions, that I can tell

Highly niche hunter go brrr. Not to mention that we look and taste weird. Bony as hell vertical pigs that point sticks at anything threatening aren’t an appetizing meal to the the cat equivalent of a hummingbird

100 pounds? Capybaras aren't anywhere near the size of my other examples. But I’d stay out of the water with a manatee. I don’t think a manatee would care about my existence, but I’d be fine with petting one while I’m on a boat and it’s in the water.