FlyingSquid

joined 2 years ago
 

I know nothing should surprise me with these fucking people at this point, but my mouth still dropped open when I read that.

 

"We thought we were eating for the Face-Eating Leopard Party, not the High Tariff and Crazy People Party! How could we know just because they told us?!"

 

My daughter is 14, but I'm sure answers for kids younger or older can apply.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

You significantly underestimate how seriously Philadelphia takes its cheesesteak.

This is like a politician going to a classic Chicago pizza parlor and asking if they can have a thin crust pizza because it was a reference to something Walter Mondale said once. No one remembers that shit, all they hear is you not understanding a damn thing about Philly.

 
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I guarantee you Jon Stewart would never run for office. I also think he's more useful on the outside looking in.

What's a real shame is that a bullshit scandal ended comedian Al Franken's time in the senate. He was definitely one of the best senators of my lifetime.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

If he makes it to the presidency, we'll have two comedians running countries (the other being Zelenskyy, who used to host Ukraine's version of The Daily Show). How weird would that be?

Usually we just call politicians comedians because they're a joke.