FartMaster69

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Live updates: At least 11 dead in shooting at Australia's Bondi Beach targeting Jewish community, officials say in c/world@lemmy.world
[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

We have always been at war with Eurasia.

How i meet your mother in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
What is in your pockets? in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This works best if you complain about your constipation in a sultry voice.

What is in your pockets? in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Finally a politician who supports my interests.

What is in your pockets? in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 117 points 1 week ago (14 children)

Unfortunately they aren’t legally obligated to eat your ass.

Adolf Hitler easily wins election for fifth time in southern African country in c/world@lemmy.world
[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I’m glad they included a picture in case we forgot who hitler was.