Assman

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UFC fighter still in pain after being elbowed in the anus during a fight earlier this month in c/andfinally@feddit.uk

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago

When I was a kid at camp I went to bump a volleyball and absolutely slammed this chick right in the asshole. I still wake up at 2am some nights thinking about the shame.

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Under da sea in c/science_memes@mander.xyz

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Why couldn't she be the other kind of mermaid!? With the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom?

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