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[–] SamuraiBeandog@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I regularly say "Hooray, I'm helping!" to my wife.

[–] Czele@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The female Leela's problem is purely medical. Soon she will drop her eggs and they will hatch and all will be well

[–] Trex202@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I love the running joke that he's a horrible human doctor

Zoidberg: There you are, good as new. Except for your dorsal fin, I'm afraid I couldn't find it after the crash.

Fry: Can I live without it?

Zoidberg: If you call that living.

[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

"now open your mouth and let's have a look at that brain"


"I don't like the looks of this doctor. I bet I've lost more patients than he's cured."

[–] sawdustprophet@midwest.social 1 points 1 month ago

"now open your mouth and let's have a look at that brain"

"No, not that mouth." "I only have one." "Really?"

[–] Trex202@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Hermes: Come on, baby needs a new pair of shoes!

Dr. Zoidberg: The hell with your spoiled baby! I need those shoes.

[–] KiwiTB@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Look at me, Dr Zoidberg, Home Owner!

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

General: What is your purpose here?

[Zoidberg wakes up.]

Zoidberg: [drowsy] Alright, Officer, I'll move along.

Man: What the general means is why did you come to Earth?

Zoidberg: Not a day goes by I don't ask myself the same question.



Truman: If you come in peace, surrender or be destroyed. If you're here to make war, we surrender.

Zoidberg: Both good. The important thing is I'm meeting new people.



Zoidberg: Hooray!


Zoidberg: Take, I've got four of them.


Zoidberg: The president is gagging on my gas bladder. What an honor!

My first clue came at 4:15 when the clock stopped. The next clue came 3 hours later at 4:15 when I discovered the body of Amy’s dead deceased corpse