You can develop a rectourinal fistula and end up pissing shit
this post was submitted on 15 Nov 2025
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A rectovaginal fistula is fun too. Imagine having a mix of period blood and poop exiting your vagina.
One hole for everything! A pseudo-cloaca :3
Don't humans start out with them before they then later develop into the anus and genitals if I'm remembering my random Internet rabbit hole searches correctly
Probably. I know everyone starts off as girls before some continue on as guys. Which is why guys have nipples and that line on their scrotum and taint.
Not so sure about the earlier developments though.
Human face pores are home to tiny, microscopic mites called Demodex.
They are most active at night, when they leave their follicles to mate on the face and then return to find a new follicle.
Almost everyone has them. So there are tiny arachnids having sex on your face every night.
So they skeet and yeet on your face.
They don’t poop from what I recall.
But they don’t go anywhere when they die so you are covered with poop balloon corpses.
Skeet here is slang for sex
Surprisingly not in this thread: all the horrible things pregnancy can do.
I'm fairly certain that if women would get a full disclaimer with all the nasty side effects a pregnancy comes with, they'd give it a second thought... On the other hand, some women insist on having a second baby... And then a third... And a fourth...
They literally have hormons to forget the worst of birth.
I learned this from Scrubs and cited it to my wife just yesterday!
I've heard it from friends. They got the freshly newborn baby in there arms and immediately feel like they wanna do this again.
I don't wanna do it again because I used up all my luck with the awesome kid I already got.
That was exactly what we concluded. We had a conversation about it, and my wife said "We got lucky and got a perfect kid on the first try. What are the chances of it happening twice?"
He's 26 now, and we're best friends.