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I'm new as in this is my first day using lemmy. I don't know anything about lemmy etiquette and don't want to do anything bad

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[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Please do not drag the same tired jokes over from reddit (e.g. broken arms). Stick around long enough to learn Lemmy's tired jokes.

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Beans, how not to poop for 5 days, ed Sheeran, and I use arch btw? I’m sure I missed a bunch, too.

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 weeks ago

How not to poop for 5 days was the first fediverse legend I got to personally witness, good times

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

AI generated videos of presidentential candidates playing minecraft.

[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You mean we could have seen these memes before?

[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago

It's impossible to know

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago

How often would you like to hear about Beef Stroganoff?

[–] pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Antagnostic@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

The 1 day blinding stew is good too. Also pondering orbs.

[–] NotSteve_@piefed.ca 1 points 2 weeks ago

Make sure to brush up on your fern reproduction cycle as well

[–] Camille_Jamal@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

(I don't know the broken arms one) I will try to learn the lemmy jokes :)

Have a great day :D nice username

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And no subreddits as hashtags. Oh how I hated that shit so much. I hated awards too, cluttered up discussions with bullshit award speeches. It’s so much cleaner discussing here.

[–] Xylight@feddit.online 2 points 2 weeks ago

every time literally any subreddit is mentioned:

r/subsifellfor r/subsithoughtifellfor r/birthofasub r/substakenliterally

[–] vodka@feddit.org 1 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The narwhal bacons at midnight.

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I’ll fucking bake your narwhal in a microwave at midnight, son

[–] Camille_Jamal@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago

As someone who doesn't know the joke, fucking hilarious out of context

[–] mattyroses@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 2 weeks ago

Le Epic bacon post, good sir!